Unlikely porch pirate

1. Lol the opossum 😆 so cute. I wish more opossums would show up in my yard. Despite what many think, opossums are actually clean and really beneficial to have around because they cause little to no damage and they eat things that do such as ticks (which can cause Lyme disease), slugs/snails (that eat up all your plants), roaches, rats/mice, and rotten fruit, amongst other things. They’ve been described as nature’s garbage disposal. You also don’t have to worry about them having rabies because the possibility that they do is extremely rare due to their lower body temp that rabies cannot survive in. Just leave them alone and they’ll leave you alone!

2. Mission ImPOSSIble?

   I'm really sorry.

3. Why blur out the porch pirates faces????

4. IM-POSSIMBLE! BALRLALJAJAJHAHAHHA

5. Wtf! That bag was huge for a pair of earrings

6. Let’s go Brandon!

7. Shout out to George Floyd on 555 days of sobriety. It took some tough love but he did it. Say his name liberals🖕!

8. ABC News onto something with that thumbnail lol

9. Those would looked really pretty on her too!

10. Opossums are resourceful creatures.
    In fact- they are quite opportunistic. 😄

11. porch pirates are filthy disgusting animals….. it should be a federal offense since these packages are crossing state lines….. i hope these crooks burn in hell…..

12. Feed her.

13. How do we know that the human pirates aren’t working for the opossums?

14. That anchor said that in a way to smooth way, he must have alot of bitches lol

15. I thought this was a STAN Twitter meme 😳

16. Lmao the driver brought his handy thief to deliver the package then yoink it

17. lol😂

18. LMAO

19. Should have picked up the package before you went to sleep…possums only come out at night.

20. ALL SECURITY CAMERAS SHOULD BE ON THOSE CARS TO IDENTIFY THEM!!

21. hehe

22. Those are the earrings that the possum's wife wanted 😭

23. LMAOoo

24. Good thing we have ABC to keep us abreast of these important developments 🙄

25. hi 😊 😍 😜 😛 😛 😛 😛

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