The Briefing Room: ISIS, California Fires, Vote 2020

1. Please help me help California, ill go tomorrow, get me there and ill help fight fires

2. Why was BAGDADDY from ISREAL living in SYRIA and not in BAGDAD?

3. Oh is that what he said his name was ? LOL

4. Air quality is going 💨 fast with these fires 🔥 in California it’s too much!!!!!

5. Donald Trump 2020 🇺🇸

6. good old trumpy

7. Freakin coward POS even in the face of death he takes 3innocent out with him. i hope theres a special hot place in hell for him. Satan has his soul now.

8. Rock on Delta Force. Rock on Trump.

9. The Desert Fox (aka A Hole in One)

   Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi
   Was killed because he was a baddy
   As the chopper blades whirr
   Out jumps cadet Bone-Spur
   Armed with his best driver and caddy

   As Al in fox hole nervously laughed
   Trump looked worryingly down his shaft
   As he watched on TV
   Handicapped (pinned his knee
   And the ball of his heal, missed the draft)

   Due to an al-B atrocity
   Al was three under par, off the tee
   But this was match play
   And the Bakr would pay
   For his slice of the action, a fee

   But Baghdadi, was caught in a trap
   In the sand, (and that's quite a mishap)
   Then from Trump's whirly birdie
   Abu's shot – by the turdy
   Holing out Bakr gave Trump the clap

   For the sportsman craved mostly applause
   So he tweeted "victory, mine was!"
   Making less sense than Yogi
   Berra, this bogus bogey
   On his card he marked birdie, because

   In truth Trump had not fired the shot
   But figured he had quite a lot
   To do with the whole crisis
   (He'd been nicest on ISIS)
   So he'd holed in one (so he thought)

   And now with everything on the up
   As the soldiers retreat saying "hup"
   Creating disasters
   The Donald Trump masters
   His marshalling of balls to the cup

   Now the moral of these golfing themed tales :-
   It matters not whether Donald Trump fails
   He'll distract by tweeting
   From his act of cheating
   While below Barr, leans on justice's scales

   And if ISIS is a hazard once more
   Then we will need a more accurate score
   Than the Donald's rough guess
   Which is hooky at best
   By Putin' the red flag's aims to the fore

   Double Don Tinder (of Double Don Tinder's Double Entendres) has a golf score of 36 (level par on the outward nine). I think he had a bit of fun playing around with that, oops, that's 37 now, one over.

   Feel free to chip in and pitch your ideas.

10. Funny how Trump has an impeachment over his shoulder and all of a sudden ISIS comes back out to terrorize us how convenient.

11. Another cowardly dog is put down!

12. Boring

13. Is Pinole gonna catch fire ?

14. ISIS is finally defeated ! The LEADER is DEAD!!!🇺🇸😄❤👍

15. There's going to be retaliation no matter what. It doesn't matter what Trump has said.

16. I cannot give ABC a thumbs up because of the fact they're very liberal and bias against President Donald Trump …ABC = CNN = SUCKS….

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