North Korea launches short-range missiles into Sea of Japan

1. A poor country firing million dollar ballistic missiles for test purposes every 6 months …great for the ego, everybody cheers. Youppi… we are a great and strong nation.

2. Colonel, you better have a look at this
   Colonel: What is it, son?
   Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant–
   Jet Pilot: Dick.
   Dick: Yeah?
   Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.
   Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge–
   Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
   Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
   Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's–
   Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with–
   Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
   [looking up from game]
   Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous–
   Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!
   Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying–
   Musician: Willie.
   Willie Nelson: Yeah?
   Musician: What's that?
   Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant–
   Colonel: Johnson?!
   Johnson: Yes, sir?
   Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
   Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
   Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge–
   Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or–
   Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
   Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket
   Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big–
   Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some– Lord Almighty!
   Woman: That looks just like my husband's–
   Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!
   One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big–
   female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?
   Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.
   Female fan: It's big!
   Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's–
   Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.

3. This nigga still got those 1980 binoculars.

4. Others are happy with young women, Kim is happy with his missiles.

5. I was in Japan during this…

6. We missed this rocket man

7. It seems odd that the perception is these events are separate from the other events going on in the Asia pacific and the world as a whole, when its all connected.

   China is massing troops outside of Hong Kong as fears of a civil uprising is becoming a reality and china has historically never responded kindly to any threat no matter how small (so it needs a distraction of any kind)

   And as for the rest of the world nations like Russia and Iran can breath a little easier every time the spotlight is moved from their actions to the threat of North Korea, as the america only has a finite global military capability and stretching this means such nations gain a confidence they normally would not have if it was a 1vs1 senario

8. trump should grow some balls and kill kim family and start a new you cant wait they only get stronger until it to late then south and usa get fuck coz trump want to play soft on fat peace of shit kim

9. 욱 일기를 싫어한다는 것은,
   한국이 북한에 공격했을 때도
   해상 자위대가 지원하지 말 것.
   일본인을 싫어하는 말 것은, 일본은 한국을 도울 수는 없다는 것.
   일본을 적으로 보는 것은 한국을 원수로 보인다라는 것.
   거짓말에 속는 한국인. 북한의 사주를 받아 한국 대통령은 미 · 일 동맹을 약화시키고 국력을 내리고있는 것에 눈치 챌.
   북한의 예정대로이다.

10. He just play new toy around

11. 씨옵잽ㅇㅈㄹㅋㅋㅋ

12. Can you just even google or ask Korean some information before you say whatever you want???! I’m seriously done with your Australia media ignorance so far

13. It’s Sea of Korea you stupid ignorant Australia media !!!!

14. Dokdo is Korean territory

15. East sea

16. Motu Pagal lgada aa

17. South Korea has giving power to North Korea😡😡😡 This is not right.They will be One Korea👎

18. Kim most worst president

19. Tokyo 2020 – The Radioactive Olympics  no

20. East Sea, not Sea of Japan.

21. Really, this lame is a threat to us? That is some messed-up irony.

22. Anyone seem to notice a pattern in NK’s behavior?
    I do!

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