The Turkey Slurpee: a step-by-step tutorial

1. Alright… TIME TO GO TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE

2. Yeah… that looks safe!!🤮😮🤮🤮🤭

3. Will this work with ham

4. She's bloody scrumptious! An exotic delicacy worth riotously devouring 24/7/365 days. A drop shall not be wasted as such a grievous act would be an unforgivable crime against nature.

5. Best comments is buried in a reply…. from Jack Reacher, 3 years ago (edited)
   "I'm wondering how the hell I ended up here. I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque."

6. my fav part is 0:12

7. turkie slerpie

8. she makes an step-by-step video and says: „don’t try this at home“
   why would i do an video like this then?

9. 1:00:0

10. wtf

11. eeeh no – Chet

12. Did anyone notice how the "sending poop to scammers" video at the end is using a website called "Shitexpress"!?

13. She is literally doing a step by step tutorial and then saying you shouldn’t try it at home.

14. do it with ham

15. WAIT WAIT WAIT why did she say “do not do this at home” if she make this tutorial video??????
    ;-;

16. why the hell did i bought a computer […]

17. I’m here thinking what if you find a dead body and you do an autopsy and the lungs are just filled with turkey slices.

18. r/restofthefuckingowl

19. How can I get back the minute and the time it took me to write this?

20. But, why?

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