When You Know You’re Getting Arrested…

1. Spend some time with my mum. Try to research where I might be going & who's there through contacts. On the other hand I could very well just crumble and think if I'm going away for a long time I might as well make it count.

2. i would send it with hookers and blow….lol

3. I have lots of sex make sure or try to the best of my abilities to create hopefully maintain a support system for when I go in drugs and get ready to "BOOF" WHATEVER I could get my hands on cause im gonna new some summer sausages and chilli pouches and holla coffee

4. Go to Mexico 😂

5. Homie had to have Fed time or some kinda special conditions around his case. Cause I have had several trips up the road in multiple states and jurisdictions and never once did I have the opportunity to chill beforehand lol Was lucky to see a bond for month(s). But even when bein out on bond I'd be taken into custody when I was sentenced right there in court. No chance to get my affairs in order lmao

   But I've known a few dudes that caught a federal case and they usually had a period between sentencing and surrender to custody. I don't know how I'd handle that one. That'd be one of the hardest damn things I ever did.

   But yeah, mad good food, mad good company and as much sexual gratification as possible I suppose. 3 things ya damn sure won't see for a while. Most everything else ya can do while serving out that time.

   And you ain't lyin. Seein how my actions were hurting my grandmother and disappointing my older brother who really didn't want me following in his footsteps were a huge part of why I changed up. I'm glad she got to see me free and doing good before she passed and that I'm in a position to hold him down during his mad long bid. It had a huge impact.

6. Stash a bunch of sobos get layed

7. Get laid as much as possible

8. I’d go to Mexico 🇲🇽

9. I would go to the bank and other institutions to get my affairs in order before it happened.
   Also watching After Prison Show. Learn as much as possible about life in prison.

10. 1 more year left

11. Okay joe if i had 9 days left of freedom i would be having the best sex every day but whats most important is having money sent to inmates trust fund the day before turning my self in , and on that day well have to use the suit case to smugle some suboxone strips dope and weed, now thats fully prepared

12. I'd say hi to the caravans from Guatemala on my way to Guatemala 😎🤔😬😂😂💯

13. I once had a dream maybe 3 weeks ago that I was running away from the police and I ha this… Family that was running from the popo with me and every time the “ Family “ would get caught along by their side… I would to… obv I’m not talking about my fam but just some random ass family out there that only exists in my dream at that time……… and I had maybe 6 times To get away from the police in that one dream and each time was a different story of how my “ Family “ got in trouble and each had a diff story of how My “ Family “ Got CAUGHT And sent to prison and as soon as I got handcuffed in my dream it would just switch “ Family’s “ And on the Last “ Family “ I had switched to I remember that I was saying to them that @ Let’s get out of here the police are gonna find us LETS GOO!!!!! “ And they never listened to me and we were in a sort of pizza looking place…. Idk…. I was afraid of the “Police” Finding us from the Car my “Family” Had larked right out side this weird Pizza place… and On the last “Family” I had in THAT SAME DREAM…!!! It was like the police gave up on looking for my “ Family” And then I woke up thinking 🤔… (“What The FUCK Was that?????”)

14. Now son, when the handcuffs come out your day officially sucks! But you won't make it any better by fighting, running or lying to them!

15. 3 years I would just get shit faced and detox and rehab in jail, more than 10 and if tear shit up and make sure I don't come back out lol

16. I was sitting in court last Friday and I heard the judge tell the guy before me that he had to turn himself in the following Monday at 9 a.m. I think it was for something like habitual driving on a revoked license and some minor non-violent drug charges. I sat there and thought about what I would do if I had one last weekend of freedom before they took me in. I wouldn’t be able to enjoy anything, I don’t think. That’s gotta be one of the shittiest feelings ever.

17. id just do everything i normally do then kill my self on the last day

18. Just watched this today. Wow, you had a lot less gray hair back then. 😂

19. Net work with friends so they can send me stuff I can't normally get

20. Nothing feels worse than when u see the second squad car pull up

21. 9 days I'd say would be enough time to get pretty far away… 😬🙈🙉🙊

22. Damn its already been two years man. He gots one more year left damn that hit me.

23. I’d do everything you mentioned and have a beer here and there . An addiction or being hungover and sick in prison wouldn’t serve any good purpose and I’d be mentally preparing my head & my loved ones by coming clean, asking for forgiveness and praying they don’t forget me while I’m in there . Thankfully I’ve never had to experience prison but due to a misunderstanding by a certain bully cop in a situation that the judge eventually threw out all the charges i did get to experience cuffs for the first time ever in my life @ 54 years old and sat for about 10 mins handcuffed to the bars on the outside of the jail cell . Was I scared ? No . I was more angry and annoyed knowing I did absolutely nothing wrong . I did do one thing however during that time that did cause me a bit of trouble but I did so trusting the words of the bully cops partner which is an experience I took some education from and one of them is never , ever , I mean ever trust police to be honest with you or think they are always there to do good by you and that not all cops are honest and upstanding. I’ll never make the mistakes I did that night by being honest and almost completely complying. The other thing I took away from that experience is to always record for yourself as much as you can because after my lawyer, having gotten the dash and body cam video as well as some video from inside that jail cell area is that those cameras can and will be easily manipulated and or edited to the cops advantage. The third thing is I learned never ever allow them to voluntarily look into your car or personal belongings without a warrant. Trust me . Doing these simple things may save you the trouble I received just minding my own business and thinking it could only help by assisting them and thinking since I’d done nothing wrong I had nothing to hide and let them look through my belongings thinking it’d be ok I found out just how wrong I was. Never never ever again . They tried but failed to railroad me and the last thing i realized that night and during my time in court is that it’s all a money game for them and the county or state they work for . More fines and court time = more $$$ for them. I truly believe it’s not about public safety at all . Folks watch your back and protect yourself as best you can and answer only questions you feel comfortable with or as is your right not at all unless there is an attorney present because they can and will not only manipulate cameras but they can easily lie in reports (which this one officer did ) in my case . If you ask me ? Their level of corruption should have gone before the court not me . Not even an apology from the judge himself was enough to appease me . This happened in 2017 and I’m still angry as heck over the entire situation especially knowing these cops lied and deleted camera footage from all three times they had the opportunity to have me on camera . And yes , it did cost me$$$ that I never should have had to spend nor did I have at the time. Sad but true story. Unless they are there to save your life treat them as you would any other stranger you meet and keep your guard up at all times. Don’t offer any information. And never let them look through your belongings and record, record ,record!!!!!

24. Like u Joe, I never had that opportunity. From court…. to jail. For 18 months

25. If had only 9 days before doing 3 years i would leave the country

26. That guy has a year left in prison

27. I would do as many of the things I've ever wanted to do in the 8 days and the 9th day and night before would be different depending on one thing. If it were less than 5 years (at the very most), I would spend the morning saying goodbye to everyone I love and the rest of the day with the person I love. If it's more than 5 years I would spend the early part of the 9th day saying good bye to everyone I love and spending the day with the person that I love. And before I went to sleep that night I would take all of the sleeping pills I could get and hopefully fall asleep peacefully and just not wake up again. I know that might sound kind of terrible, but looking at it right now from my perspective, that is what I would do.

28. Hi Joe and APS family. I had a question, just because I see myself using a wheelchair which made me start to wonder, if someone was arrested and they were in a power chair, do they have prison vans for them or do they even worry about you since it would be pretty useless. Say someone is shot during their crime and they became a spinal injury patient, quadraplegic, would they sentence you to the hospital or use some special vehicle to take them to prison

29. I would do some molly then fuck my girl

30. I would spend it with friends and family! But then again I've never gotten into trouble! So not real sure what I would or wouldn't do.

31. 9 days is plenty to get yourself to Mexico.

32. Yo i did some dumb shit and dropped the gas on accident while being chased and i was like toby u dumb dumb its over, been busted w a couple gs of green in my car and held my shit and got off, cali, fresno, 559

33. Probably not a lot. I’d be so depressed lol I’d just try and mentally prepare myself for it.

34. I would spend my time trying to collect as many drugs as possible to put up my ass (something I have never had to do thank God) for when the day came ……… Well, at least I'm honest!! BUT being from the UK you don't get a DATE to hand yourself in!! That's an American thing. We get arrested & got straight to jail

35. Hey Joe, been watching you for a few months now!! Great show BUT there are a shit load of snitches in your life buddy!!! What happened to the world???
    Snitches get stitches or left in ditches … At least that USED to be the case!!?? Still should be tbh

36. Probably too late for an answer to the question, didnt you kick Josh's ass?

37. Love this channel👏😊

38. I'd have a 9 day head start!

39. UK lads: love your videos bro, what is a gran arsenally charge please explained. I figure some stuff out for example bond is bail in the UK. Cheers man keep up the good work. 😀

40. Id be preparing the most amazing prison purse ever lmao 😆

41. Food Fuck And get as much commissary money as I could

42. I think I can speak for the majority of us when I say: Do my damnest to get laid cause if all I was going to be stuck with a bunch of the same gender everyone will at least thinking about it once a day and that is feeling horny I want to get all of my horny-ness out of my system if I was to spend even a few MONTHS in prison let alone year upon year.

43. this guy should be out any day now 9 /18/2020

44. 700th comment lol

45. Looks like he’s out tho lol been 3 years

46. Man I tell myself I'll turn myself in like a man but I really don't know what I'd do

47. I'd run lol jk

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