Things You Should Never Say In Prison

40 thoughts on “Things You Should Never Say In Prison”

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   The_ Koo January 22, 2020 at 10:13 am · Edit

   Gay Dave…why you under the desk?

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   Edwin Mendez January 30, 2020 at 4:04 am · Edit

   @0:47 GD 74

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   Jada Perez February 10, 2020 at 6:08 pm · Edit

   Lol, the broken seagull. RIP.

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   Joseph February 26, 2020 at 4:23 am · Edit

   Bitches man…

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   larry shields February 28, 2020 at 10:27 pm · Edit

   I miss these days man. You and "gay dave" could have had your own channel

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   Michael Chavez-Sandoval March 24, 2020 at 6:20 am · Edit

   Don’t know if u will see this but a good video idea Review 60 days in promise the content is going to elevate your subscribers to another level

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   Alex Hendel March 26, 2020 at 4:23 pm · Edit

   "gay-nazi-stfu-gay-dave is his name, copping a plea with peaces is his job by day, breaking the shit outta his leg trying to tarp down fucked up & otherwise broken rooves in the middle of a hurricane is his occupation by night!!! fret not, for gay dave does night fight but rather, you're better of taking a flight because, try as you might, gay Dave's gonna make sure that you, yes you, is alllllllllllright!!!!"

   a poem by Alexandar Micheal Hendel.

   gay as he is, we love him, Dave [and all of his personalities] with all of our combined heart!

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   Daryl Mchugh April 17, 2020 at 12:00 pm · Edit

   Can I eat you're meat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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   Rodney Radoll April 20, 2020 at 7:11 pm · Edit

   Lol

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    SNAKE PLISSKEN May 17, 2020 at 8:32 pm · Edit

    Really like Dave on the show…..keep them coming…..

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    Tamar Hannah Whipkey June 8, 2020 at 2:55 pm · Edit

    Is there a picture / sketch of this turtle suit somewhere (without the nudity)? I am trying to imagine it.

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    Tamar Hannah Whipkey June 8, 2020 at 3:05 pm · Edit

    Wow, "knees in the neck" -> Fast forward 3 years to George Floyd. :O Haunting.

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    Tom Wev June 15, 2020 at 3:10 pm · Edit

    Where men are men and sheep are nervous…..lol

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    Michael Stiles June 15, 2020 at 11:52 pm · Edit

    Did he say knees in your neck??
    🤢

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    Johnny Rockit June 16, 2020 at 9:45 am · Edit

    Pink and purple prison sausage???
    Maaaaaan, he has been beating his meat FEROCIOUSLY

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    Dark_Angel07 July 7, 2020 at 3:11 pm · Edit

    7:30 So he's from Mississippi lol.

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    CAM July 24, 2020 at 6:17 pm · Edit

    Is that a KKK tat on your mate CHEST ??

18. 

    Junie Davis July 27, 2020 at 7:48 pm · Edit

    OMG my name is Junie.

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    Donnie Bukkets July 29, 2020 at 12:21 am · Edit

    Russia prison worser

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    Shae Keeney July 29, 2020 at 12:26 pm · Edit

    We just called it a 5 point. Scares the shit outta you at first.

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    GordonBBB July 29, 2020 at 7:56 pm · Edit

    Find you a girl that looks at you the way Dave looks at Joe.

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    dohc16vturbo4g63 July 30, 2020 at 8:03 pm · Edit

    You need your own animated series for your prison stories 😁

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    Kingtoneable September 5, 2020 at 5:05 am · Edit

    Nah for real joe stop dodging me where is my white aps hoodie it might be cheap where you are but I’m in Australia and it cost me $81.00 it’s been six weeks and still nothing tell me to my face you robbed me!

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    Bee Tastik September 12, 2020 at 6:13 pm · Edit

    You were in Norfolk dude??

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    Derek g September 21, 2020 at 4:42 pm · Edit

    Let's go head and diiiveee we beed this joe back these videos back and dave back the dynamic between tjem is whay made aps blow ip

26. 

    Makeup Mobster September 25, 2020 at 10:35 am · Edit

    I wanna clean Dave’s glasses so bad!

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    Shae Keeney October 14, 2020 at 7:04 am · Edit

    Suicide watch sucks bro. Especially with the 4 point chair

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    Graham Murphy November 6, 2020 at 7:44 pm · Edit

    That picture of that joker wannabe in the mugshot. Lol

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    Robert Hurles December 14, 2020 at 12:50 pm · Edit

    I need my cell house and there wwlas this young kid came in and people called him applebottem and thats what everyone called him he aslo played peanuckle 2 friends and a stranger seen him lose 4 or 5 hundred dollars that afternoon yea haven't thought about old applebottem shit the memories you guys bringe up

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    SOUTHERN LIFE December 22, 2020 at 3:11 am · Edit

    Have you considered selling JUNY CAKES at gas stations?

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    Valincia Pruitt February 5, 2021 at 1:19 pm · Edit

    These guys are so funny. I'm at work cracking up!!

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    Bonnie Burton February 15, 2021 at 12:41 pm · Edit

    Don’t know if I want to know shocking I’ve ever seen don’t get in trouble in the first place to say nothing else just want to unforeseen forgot

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    Bonnie Burton February 15, 2021 at 12:45 pm · Edit

    Do you think of those places one word comes to mind Charles Manson and that was before I was born and that was some really shocking shit I only heard about these kind of places on the news that was enough for me I’m not saying everybody does it’s bad stuff but it’s just a place you don’t want to do never been there or not I’ll find out I’d rather work scrubbing toilets and go there and that’s pretty bad

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    Mary Forstall February 17, 2021 at 7:13 am · Edit

    Throat spray!

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    Emily Deinlein February 20, 2021 at 9:45 am · Edit

    I need a broke wing hoodie!

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    Derrick Oneal February 21, 2021 at 10:19 pm · Edit

    That was hilarious, You and Dave play off each other super well

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    KEV March 1, 2021 at 10:39 pm · Edit

    Thanks Joe!

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    Angel March 6, 2021 at 9:09 pm · Edit

    Looking at the art work behind you, your fantastic!!! You have talent for sure

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    Pan Cornannosa April 21, 2021 at 8:55 pm · Edit

    The buck chair is the ultimate strap on😃😂

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    Sal Lee April 24, 2021 at 8:53 am · Edit

    Great video Joe and Dave.your both looking smart 😻 👌👍 ..hope your both well .lots of crazy things happen in prison I'm told . 😥 .stay safe .much love and godbless 🙏 💘😻

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