The Most Sacred Things In Prison

1. Loved that DIVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2. Joe… You forgot the microwave

3. Love it ….the old Joe is back

4. Ha, when i was on my short "fishing trip" back a few years ago. I made a friend that was a devoted Muslim. some of his brothers were not that down that that he was socializing with a white dude, wehe was a black dude, "ex" dealer, street hustler, and you know…But he claimed Allah knows no color, and in one way or the other, we are all in interconnected with each other. He loved National Geographic and American Scientific. He was educated, was fit, and tried to convert young offenders to the cause. It was unfortunate, as he dropped the criminal before he hit the pen. He was connected with the Mexicans and hot bricks at whole sale prices. But when he called it quits because an apparition, he was being watched like a hawk by the cops, DEA, the FBI. So a CI, this was what his paper work said, as some were skeptical. Even before I hit that fucking cesspool, I knew, DONT TRUST NO ONE. I was very careful who I associated with, I NEVER spoke on what I did. I just said, man it was an unlucky situation, but I didn't anyone, or stole anything. In fact, I had no co-defendants, and no priors. But back to this dude, he carried his Quran everywhere. Just days when my bid was up, he and I said our goodbyres, played chess and uno. He is not there anymore, but showed me a lil secret. A six inch shank on the cleverly concealed on the spine of his Quran. I almsot converted just because he got much better food than the general population. But I could not as there is a lengthy process to convert religions. Deff an interesting character. I mean he graduated hs, and damn he could speak like a fucking Harvard professor. That was his plan, to teach religion in one of the colleges, but once you get in bed with even middle men connected to a powerful criminal organization. I mean you were pretty much committed. He got a reprieve, not by snitching, or he would be dead, along with his family.

5. Snorting coffee wtf lol

6. While your locked up Joede is on your girl

7. Love the feel of this piece….. bring back the Ol School!!!

8. Lol!!! Lets divvvvvveeeee into this video

9. I love these prison stories!

10. I Love The Stories Bro!….. that’s why I started watching your channel, cause the stories help remind about prison, & that I don’t want to go back. Plus they’re funny too……FORGET THE PRAYER CIRCLE 🤬I’M DONE WITH THAT! Did you see how much time I got.😭…..Hilarious 😂😆😂funny cause it’s true, seen it with my own eyes.

11. Raise of hands who would like to see Jody # 10 released as a single.

12. I heard when cigarettes were a thing that they were pretty much the biggest source of violence.

13. Great to see the dive dive again! Keep up the great vids Joe. APS4LIFE

14. Jody number 10!!!! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

    See I'm not one of those fans your story can be ad long-winded as you want it to be I'm still going to watch the s*** out of it cuz it's funny.

15. And just like that ol' joe won me back with the nickleback 2 pointer at the last minute

16. This man is beyond funny 😂…
    💯💯

17. Looks like he ordered the deluxe burger for this video, cause he is extra-cheesy.

18. Jody number tennnnnnnn! Great voice!!lol

19. Hey Joe i just wanna say..thank you for making these videos. Ive been having a pretty rough week and this vid made me smile for the first time in two days. So thank you. 🤍

20. I’m broke but I tattoo tho
    😂

21. Except for me cuz I wasn’t gettin no visits 😈

    😂 Dog dookie 🐾

22. Joe had to had ran with another race in prison

23. "Booty" -The Warrior

24. #1 better be them joonie cakes 🤣

25. 9:32 Makes me wonder if anyone ever got a Dear John… where she sprayed Jody No. 10's cologne onto the letter just to rub salt into the wound.

26. What about booty?

27. The greenscreen background looks more like someone's house.

28. I had flashbacks back to 2006 like no one's business with that Nickelback bit lmao

29. Joe, do you still sell artwork that you draw?

30. Joe got bars

31. Joe, I gotta say, you could be a comedian
    I know what you talk about is serious, but the way you phrase things can be funny.
    No offence. I like this channel.

32. Ever Toilet talk? Lmfao

33. Lmfao! The ladies in Marysville prison make it rain envelopes and pink sugars 😉 Good Times Ha

34. When I was in jail, we weren’t allowed coffee/caffeine. They gave us this chicory root shit. It was nasty. Anyway, I was a porter for the break area among other areas for the COs and I’d suitcase plastic bags of coffee grounds and we’d brew our own coffee…that sat in my ass.

35. Also, what are ting tings?

36. 😂

37. Joe, I really like you partner, I wish you all the best but please, please: stop yelling. This "DIVE"-like yelling, just like at the beginning of this video, which you do frequently, is super annoying. I have to turn down the volume. Please, stop doing that.

38. This video is unexpectedly hilarious and needs more views

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