The Craziest things I Saw In A Prison Kitchen

1. Thank you to everyone who hit that like button! 20 days and 20 prison stories on the way!!! Also look for shout outs from the comment section of this video! If you left or leave a comment you could be getting a special shout out! We're going to start this prison story marathon with a BANG!!!

2. Stop saying laddle

3. I had a kitchen work detail as a YO back in NY and saw a whole lot of crazy shit and a whole lot of it actually involved staff. I actually avoided that detail and work in general most of the time down the road and on later bids cause of the experiences I had there lol

   I think the thing that the thing that tripped me out the most was not the guy who got his throat cut with a can lid (I actually wasn't workin the kitchen, I was just by it when I saw it go down. Shit was ugly), not the shit people would do to the food or what they'd steal, not the staff and inmate hook ups that took place and not the endless list of other crazy shit I saw.

   But I was workin one morning gettin ready for the lunch push and walked back to the storage area for something and saw this dude with some glass on a metal shelf and a can he was rolling over it to break it up into a fine powder.

   Now I'd already heard about this kinda thing and seen people find shit like glass or metal shavings in their food already. Actually had heard of the glass trick while on the streets. And this cat was mad odd. Very strange dude for sure. I didn't know em all that well but I knew he was fairly connected and didn't play. So when I saw it I just kept it movin and was just gonna keep an eye on him to see what he did with it. Cause I was close to the end of my time here and had dug myself up from seg to trustee as well as surviving a pretty bad slashing (worst injury I ever had from being locked up) and I wasn't tryin to catch a fresh charge or get slashed or poked up myself.

   But homeboy wasn't tryin to get at another inmate. He wasn't saving it for when we prepped staff meals. He put it in his own damn food! Ate all that glass! And a little while later was puking up blood and was shipped out. No clue what happened to em after cause I never saw him again. But that shit blew my mind lol I'd heard of people cutting themselves to the bone, swallowing spoons and razor blades and all that crazy mess. But I'd never heard of anybody preparing themselves a glass-filled meal. Dude must've been suffering from something or had some kinda plan worked out. Either way, it was shocking lol

4. Joe, do one on the guy that never spoke to you and when he finds put your going home, becomes your best friend.

5. The guy went to the hole for getting some?

   That's what you call, "He got the hole, then he went TO the hole!" lol.

6. I would had never thought things like that would happen tbh.

7. Love your stories! 😀

8. At least it was a female he was boneing

9. L A D – L E

10. Obviously it was a small dude trying to get the Surprise on big boy with the stainless ore,,, I saw a commercial that reminds me of this,,, I think it was State Farm, ,,,” you gotta be quicker than that” great comercial

11. Joe, honey, it’s pronounced “LAY-dull”, not “Laddle” hahaha so cute!

12. Well he kinda did steal him a cookie

13. The jack shak lmfao

14. #JoeTheAmericanHero
    #FreeDave

15. I was a kitchen worker here in Canada Joe. And I was sitting here laughing my butt of here at the kitchen washroom story

16. How's 'Self-Handing' sound?

17. I just came across your show like two three weeks ago and im hooked.. U are a great story teller and also an inspiration to me to get off the crack and have normal life. But easier said than done

18. Aps is cool jamie in uk windsor

19. Not tryin to fuck with you but it’s pronounced “LaY-dle” not “LaH-dle”. Much love.

20. Crazy stuff lol 🙃

21. To "pleasure themselves"

22. Joe you are amazing, I am so proud of you, to see you now you're doing a great job! you should be extremely proud of yourself!!

23. It's pronounced laydel lol

24. To those waiting for the 20 days of prison stories 2 years later… never give up

25. ✌prisoners ☝️bathroom

26. The guy that got caught in the store room going to the hole got him put in the hole.

27. i call my 'jackshack' a fapatorium

28. Your so funny bro

29. Oh yeah dry storage that's where I'd get the gold at"OFFICERS BAGS OF COFFEE BABY I'D WALK OUT OF THERE LOOKING LIKE I WAS 9 MONTHS PREGNANT LMFAO

30. Joe use my last comment about the coffee

31. You haven't lived until you walk into a prison greenhouse and see 2 elderly men well into their 70s blowing each other with absolutely no shame or embarrassment. I will never ever unsee that and its been 20 years. 5 years in Michigan Department of Corrections.

32. Damn Joe, I just watched a new video before this one. You look much better now. Way more healthy 💜

33. Comment number 760 right here

34. Wait a minute joe… didn’t you say you went into the kitchen bathroom when you got beat up by Tyson? And you went to the sink to clean yourself up? Joe… you might have gotten punk tattoo guys kids in your wounds…

35. "Lad-ull"… Perfect.

36. 6:17😂😂

37. The 100 people who dislike found a hair in there prison food

38. Potential Employer: So, uh, why exactly did you leave your last job as a prison cook after only 1 month?

    Ex-Prison Cook: Well, I always heard good things about Cracker Barrel…

39. At least when you see 2 go in together ( the jack shack) you know who to stay away from

40. If you worked the prison kitchen you've seen a 500 pound steamer. I worked a military mess hall and saw 2 guys get in a fight and one got the other one in a head lock , open the steamer with the foot pedal and throw this guy waist deep in steamed veggies. He was severely burnt and blinded and the other one started his time in the brig ( military prison)

41. Was she at least half way good looking?? Lol well if I’ve been down a couple years my standards might go down also lol

42. I remember when Adebsi worked dude in the kitchen….

43. I just started to watch you and you're so frickin funny!!! 😉

44. I'm just here to hear joe say "bung, bung. Bung. Bung."

45. Ahhhhhh, classic APS. Before all the damn house flippings.

46. Basically "Rest in peace"

    LMAO

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