How To Get FREE Food In Prison

1. I worked in the kitchen when I was doing my time. I got fired after about 2 weeks for stealing. Then for some crazy-ass reason I was let back on the team about two weeks later but nobody else that got caught stealing that day was allowed back…. every day the chef made us custom meals like clam chowder, pizzas, deep fried chicken sandwiches. I ate better in jail than I ever have in my life…

2. One way my and the guys would do it is i would have someone I know sit at a table close to the end of the line where they are handing the trays out. I would grab it amd quickly hand it off to a buddy at the table behind me amd I'd grab another.

3. How to not go to prison.
   Stay at home at mind your own business.
   Although cops do tend to tresspass.

4. That break pad is the shit!!!!

5. “They all stealth” bruh the guards know 😂 Most of the time they simply don’t care enough to stop you. What you have to worry about is ya dumb ass taking two trays causing big boy that’s dragging behind not getting his one tray. Then things get serious. All depends on what your meal set up is like. More often than not there isn’t a lot of extra.

6. I was a house man I made beds washed white tees with bleach and put ur locker on ur bed bag a coffe a week.. But working in the kitchen is the best u get feed good..Saturday coffee cakes n cereal in FL doc

7. "Meat Rock" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. This cat is HYSTERICAL!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

8. "Dude belongs in seal team six" man you killed me with that 😂

9. I worked with a guy for a short period of time that actually talked about beating the duece. I forget what he called it but pretty much the same thing. He told me he got caught and what they did to him was not allow him to eat the next time around after he served his time in the hole to make up for that extra trey.

10. trade your stamps.

11. Nope it’s all about the BOOTY, BOOTY comes before food😂😉 -Fleece

12. College dorm, cafeteria made some awesome oat fried chicken breasts, roommates laughed when I wrapped some up in napkins, snuck them out. Later they where asking me to share.

13. Your comments to “Dook-ey stain are hilarious-

14. TRAY MONSTER!!

15. You know, the constant screaming is very annoying.

16. This guy is so funny😂

17. If the State is going to take your freedom away, they should be obligated to feed you healthy nutritious food – no one should be left hungry. Commissary shouldn't be an adjunct or replacement – it should be a reward for good behaviour. Let's face it, ramen, chocolate bars, Lays chips are all junk food, (with the exception of canned or pouched fish) – which is fine if prisoners are at least getting a solid nutritional base. No reason they shouldn't be allowed some snacks.
    Perhaps I'm the exception, but I think prisons should be the chance to intervene in a person's life. A chance (since they are now by necessity a captive audience) to educate and start to allow them to reform themselves. In order to do that you have to treat them with respect and dignity.
    I'm horrified by the prison rape jokes and having to starve in prison because you're indigent. All the violence. Taking away their freedom is enough in my book. And if they don't deserve to be let out, just keep them there.

18. we use to call it duwop lol

19. According to felice jonson (aka the booty warrior ) another mans butt is more important then water ………….

20. I went to county for a month once and I was with drawling from methadone and Xanax. I don’t think I ate anything but koolaid, water, cake, candy, and a few hotdogs the entire 30 days I lost like 25 pounds. Not to mention I was shitting myself on a daily basis. Don’t get locked up, or better yet don’t be a drug addict. 3 years sober now

21. I started this video like am I really gonna get through 18 minutes of someone talking… it's always a risk but sometimes it pays off

22. I used to beat the deuce. And yes you would have to pay 100 dollars if u got caught plus it was a hole shot.

23. I did a month got caught stealing a whole bunch of fresh veggies

24. Stay out of trouble I’d rather be working at the place I was working at the need to call ahead of time to get a reservation are used to be a hostess in this middle upscale restaurant good placeIn Reston Town Center, VASorry I wanna know what that’s like you’re right I am very thankful don’t want to see those places God bless I think God

25. Actually I’ve had enough of grilled cheese sandwiches for a week when I had to pay my rentBut at least I knew what they were I have food in their wound looks questionable there’s some things that I’m allergic to I appreciate your ability to stay out of trouble yes sir you better believe I will get in trouble

26. If I ever going to prison for over a year, I will not be eating for the entire time I serve there

27. This dude's trying too hard it's only good ones are where other people talk

28. Never been to the pen and I pray that I never will but i served 10 years in CYA from the age of 13 to 23.. I was one of those (wards) that didn't have anyone on the outside putting money on my books but i definitely had a lil hustle about myself. I was Blessed to work in the chow hall and also maintenance( janitorial) in the Visiting hall. So everytime one of the homies got a visit I was able to sit down at his table with his family and get my grub on and this was an every weekend thing..

29. Hope I never go to prison

30. Just started watching his videos like an hour ago but withing the first ten min I knew he was from va lol I was like this dude gotta be from Virginia lol

31. 🗣“Cookies for your rice” 🗣 “cole slaw beans and veggies for cake” 🗣“cake for your brake pad” (nasty “meat” patty) that’s what you hear loud as hell around my way in Paterson NJ (Passaic county jail) & Bergen county jail NJ

32. When I was locked up in jail, I worked in the kitchen so I got plenty of freebies lol

33. I really want a job writing the closed captions, or subtitles. The person currently doing that has a lot to learn about human speech…Thanks for offering this insight to something that many of us would have no access to without you. Appreciate it, dude.

34. Should be water and salt Peter

35. I been in and out due to questionable behavior. I am Mexican have experience in cooking. Once I get in kitchen I usually have free reign. They let me cook for all my fellow inmates.l feed every one good. In Florida prison had Assistant warden come in for my pastries.

36. In Australia 🇦🇺 prisons food and buy up food like the mia goreng noodles mixed with lunch meat and vegetables is a good cook up especially when you are working out in the yard because cook ups and after that a prison made dessert is better than a bakery dessert

37. The only problem with Aussie prisons is we have no access to proper gym equipment that’s why we use a mop stick with a 3 litre bucket of water with soaked up toilet rolls from end to end it can weigh around 15 kg but sometimes when those things are too light we use a 80kg bloke as a weight

38. “When the food runs out we still have each other”-Jeffrey

39. “When the food runs out we still have each other”-Jeffrey Dahmer

40. I was beating the dues for the 1st 6 or 7 months was in prison lol I didn't have any money for commissary, and I hadn't quite figured out my prison hustle

41. Can't watch your channel as soon as I feel asleep I dreamed I was back in jail in the damn hole not a good time …..smh

42. Hack into the system so that your card scans multiple times

43. I never been to Jail or Prison, but I have been locked up in a mental hospital 🏥 against my will. People you don't realize how sweet Freedom is till it gets ripped from you! Love the AfterPrisonShow really appreciate the universal message in your vids Man 🙂✌️🙏🏻

44. Did 180 days in county without a dime on my account…worked the kitchen and put on 40 lbs….lol i found that shit from the kitchen is way more heather than whats on the outs….you wanna talk about fucking sodium….go eat half a pizza your first day out….

45. Gotta eat what you get served oof >.<

46. Wow Joe- pretty sure this vid was the very fewest times you’ve ever used ur v fave phrase: “Junie Cakes”!!!🍰
    🤣✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻PEACE!!!✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻🤣

47. Stfu. You sold your ass for a soup.

48. YOUR A SNITCH

49. Hey, respect… I love u, keep doin u

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