Dave’s First Day In Prison ( Prison Story )

1. Just want to say thanks for all the love and support! APS is definitely on the rise! And that's thanks to all of you!! It's my hope to continue to bring you the best possible content always! And I hope you enjoy the video!!

2. It's called insanity your absolutely correct

3. That "saying" was Albert Einstein's definition of insanity !

4. The definition of insanity is politics.

5. Promise this is a completely a compliment YOUR FN IGNORANT!!! Almost pissed myself laughing so hard at y’all!!!!

6. Loved my cellie. Was locked up in a Mayberry jail cell with a pregnant prostitute and another prostitute that was 60. Her stories were beyond unbelievable and I remember her leg muscles looked like she squatted 500lbs with ease from walking all day and night. The pregnant one went into labor so the rest of the 6 months it was just me and ol' lady ho, lol (self proclaimed). She taught me every card game imaginable and I actually was so thankful to have her because the girls next to us fought and screamed on a regular, it seemed,but when she told them to shut the eff up, they did. My family refused to visit me or put money on my books the first couple months, so Gina took care of me and for 9 months she was my mom, my sister. She was to be transferred to prison and I got out before she left so I lost contact with her. 4 years later I'm driving through North Charlotte and see an older black lady with a baby in a stroller at an intersection, yep it was her! She remembered me, I took her to Arby's and found out her son had been shot and killed and left her with the baby to raise. Not sure if she still "worked", didn't ask, offered to get her a room, she declined. Gave her my number if she needed anything and the cash I had on me. Obviously never heard from her again but think about her all the time. I can honestly say my experience, other than being locked in the cell 23 hours a day, could've been so much worse, but the women I was locked up with were all decent people, and the stories we shared, priceless. I guess again, I got lucky because we all were on heavy psych meds and we all shared, when we weren't sleeping, lol. The worst part, other than washing your clothes in the toilet, by far, was the God awful food.

7. EAT POOP.

8. Love these two so much and love how they joke around with each other like besties.

9. I LOVE Dave. Period. Love em!

10. It’s funny when Dave tells a story because joe will look at em like he telling a sad story😂😂

11. 0:37 Me to joe – Ive got a REALLY REALLY REALLY bad 'cold' and fever!!!

12. back when you had a fever recently but invited friends over….

13. I really love Dave.

14. Was your cellie Ronnie or Rodney? You called him both names

15. LLJ

16. Enjoying these stories got a few myself keep up the Awesome videos 🤣

17. I've been clean for 15 years. Very few around here.
    Good luck to you both.

18. Love Joe and Dave. Thanks for this one! Great Content!

19. Borring

20. Yeah….some more of Dave. Cracks me up every time!!!!

21. If Dave were slimmer hed look a bit like Bottles from Shot Caller.

22. I had a crazy weird and super annoying celly omg you dont even know i woulda killed him but i was getting released soon dude drove me insane

23. Responsibility is a heavy responsibility cheech…..

24. Thatll teach you to not turn yourself in

25. Don't get locked up.

26. I guess I'm super immature but that eat poop thing killed me. Especially the slow motion. Wow. We eat poop.

27. 😂😂😂😂😂

28. I love Dave. Turns himself in with a broken leg.. thats owning up to your shit

29. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over knowing the results and doing it anyway

30. “We eat poop together” “we eat, poop, together” commas people commas lol 😂

31. Daaaaaamn joe got grey fast

32. Watching Joes reruns are fun too

33. Ive watched so much of your videos but on all the videos i still havent heard my favorite prison saying which is " it be like that sometimes" and " is what it is homeboy". Those 2 sayings are the most said in floridas prisons for all the years and times ive been locked up. Just saying joe my names nathaniel and it would be cool to hear from you ive got a few stories to share from being dragged across the top tier from an og to being thrown in the hole from trying to incite a riot to being jumped by a whole pod for outside trusties if it wasnt for a few good cos i would of never survived and all that happened in my first time ever in being locked up.

34. Joe, can I get a copy of "Twelve Dozen Junie Cakes"?! 🎬

35. Second time already in only a couple of videos then apparently this guy use the word retard it says a lot about a person's character cuz you know you can't be acting and playing a role 24/7 showing he slips back into his real character these are the words that are coming out of his mouth. Sure glad his kid is not around him all the time to hear him Shout off at the mouth

36. Joe talking shit 'bout Dave's forehead, ole Joe got a janked up head too! Love the show man, always making me laugh😂😂😂

37. Doing the same thing expecting different results. Isnt the definition of insanity. But it is an example of insane behavior.

38. Dave is a druggie

39. C’Mon Dave!!! Im 35 and I know that M*A*S*H is about Korea! Btw Im so Glad I can put APS on the big tv! This is one of my Fav shows ever! Thanks Guys! I wanna be besties with all of you!!! Dave is my Fav! God Bless and All the Best to Everyone!!!

40. Damn I know this video old but it definitely made my day for sure got me a little hopeful for the future God bless y’all man deff needed the laughs

41. Dave likes he’s life better in prison then at home

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