5 UNLIKELY PRISON WEAPONS

1. How long u been locked up cuz im kinda new to u

2. Stuck lol

3. Damn

4. So the bigger badder guy got phone decked for doing a phone check

5. I saw someone get their wig split by a pan in the kitchen while we was serving lunch lmao it was crazy af

6. Thats alota damage

7. Can i just point out that prisons are just complete utter trash that are just petty wats to try and suck people's wallets. The type of people that are sent to prison need help, not this type of crap.

8. Re the phone receiver—if you pick up your home phone receiver, you'll notice it's not as heavy, and that's because your receiver is merely plastic, a speaker and a microphone. Payphones and the collect-only phones in prisons use hard plastic or Bakelite handsets with heavy coil speakers and pickups—and there's usually a bar weight inside them. They could be made safer by either encasing them in polyurethane or making them out of lighter plastic and removing the bar weight and other heavier components.

9. Hay joe what is up with the sterilite drawer with the top and bottem drawers missing please let us know i cant be the only who is curious right

10. Hahahaha I cant believe those dumb ass guards tried to go through the chuck hole. If that could be done inmates would do it….therefore it cant be done.

11. Man prison sucks ass as it is but not being able to atleast take a hot shower would make it 10 times worse

12. Why is it called sweat meat?

13. Scolding hot baby oil is better than water, shit will peel ur skin right off ur faceas ur trying to wipe it off

14. I love how Joe mispronounces ladle lol

15. man i was in the county last year seen a guys ear get melted off with hot water

16. If you're Scottish, you can use fucking trees to break their face.

17. I thought the first one was a tray

18. Bigger badder prisoner lol

19. The amount of guards that prisons have is infinite they will keep on coming if they are slaughtered by dangerous prisoners if a trillion guards were slaughtered by dangerous prisoners then more guards will come out because the amount of guards that prisons have is infinite prisons have infinite guards so therefore dangerous prisoners are never going to ever be able to get their way and try to concur and take over a prison because the amount of guards that prisons have is infinite not 600 guards not 6000 guards not even over a million or billion or trillion guards it's a unlimited amount of guards and dangerous prisoners should know that because dangerous prisoners are never going to be able to take out every guard in the entire prison facility because the guards will keep on coming and commiinngg and coooooommmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggg until the dangerous prisoners are finally out of energy and taken back to their cells

20. Boiling hair grease. It's like napalm and it is commonly used on guards.

21. Lay-dell*

22. Ladel. Pronounced.. (Lay-dull) not (lah-dull)

23. It's pronounced "Lay-del", not "La-del"

24. Pole axe is the word you're looking for .

25. i'v seen guys making really really nice throing spears from paper,, that thing could actully pucture wooden doors

26. v i b e c h e c k

27. l-A-dle

28. Hey Joe. Good Afternoon.

29. Light bulb

30. It’s a “lade al” not a fucking “lad al”

31. Mop wringer is the worst. Saw a dude get hit while drinking from water fountain. Blood and teeth everywhere

32. Pronounced "Lay-del", not "Laddle". FYI 😁 Love your show.

33. Tele knuckles ko

34. A laddle lol it’s a ladle man🤣

35. Baby oil in the microwave. Throw it in someone's face. Its not pretty.

36. Didn't Jeffrey Dahmer died in the bathroom with something to do with a mop? Either the mop or the ringer.

37. Not too long ago, mop wringers were made of metal.

38. i got hit by ramen noodles. i had in cup, and rolled and broke ankle noodles went flying on me. so not only had i needed to be treated for ankle, i had to now be treated for burns, ive never been incarcerated my friend, id not make it at the geybar bed and breakfast. HOWEVER ive heard of an inmate filling a cup full of piss and sh*t and throw it at either a CO or another prisoner

39. Thumbs in the eye if you wanna do something lethal could work might be hard to get that close

40. It's crazy how much better he is now at YouTube but gets no views but these old video do I don't get it don't get me wrong I love the old videos I just been curious why he hasn't been getting views last year or so

41. Prison pancakes could be used as a club there that hard lol

42. Stop sayin bigger badder

43. Joe word is a laddle

44. I actually saw a guy make a shank out of Jolly Rancher candies, melted together, and sucked down to a point. No BS.

45. I actually saw some guy get cut open with a butter knife when I was in rehab… Shit was crazy lol I didnt even think a butter knife could cut someone that bad

46. My little sister had 2nd degree burns from ramen noodles. She spilled some on her lap while sitting on a chair with a cushion. It soaked into her clothes and the cushion, which kept the water hotter and kept it in contact with her skin for longer. She had horrible blisters twice the size of quarters. They literally had to scrape off her skin at the hospital to assess the damage. She had really bad scars on the back of her legs for years. But our firefighter cousin gave us this really good ointment for burns & she kept that skin out of the sun, and now you'd never know it happened. But it was horrifying

    She also went to "Burn Camp." It was a charity set up for children who were burn victims, where they get to ride horses and swim and zipline, bunch of stuff. She only went one year because she felt guilty that her injuries weren't visible like basically everyone else's were and gave up her spot to someone else. But she said it was awful. There was this one girl there where she was fighting with her older sister while they were cooking, and she threw a pot of boiling water on her face. She wasn't so lucky in how she was healing up from it and her scars may be permanent. So messed up and sad

47. Phil Swift be like: “THAT’S A LADDAH DAH MIDGE!!!”

48. Mf if you say Laddle one more time

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