10 Ways To Avoid Getting Taken Advantage of In Prison

1. I spent a few years in a halfway house and I used the laundry hustle, I made more than anyone else, living in a house with lazy drunks and drug addicts, no one wanted to do laundry must of smelled like shit in there before I moved in.

2. 1:08 DIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVAH!!! I freaking love this. I said it with you too

3. You’re so freaking smart. I probably will never get in a situation where I would spend time in jail, but you never knnnnow! People wrongly accuse.

4. “my DOG left me” 😂😂😂😂😂

5. Love the skits Joe😂😂Had me rolling my azz off👌🏽🙈

6. I rather fight and go the hole then not make commissary cause there’s extortion going around

7. You NEVER would have been able to maintain that hair on State Pay! Lol….

8. Bob Barker Soap

9. hey bruh, im a massage therapist. you think thats a good thing, like they WOW this unit is the SPA. We going to microwave some bullshit get hot stone massages up in here. Sports therapy. You ever work on people after fights? …. or you think it would go bad. Yeah whitey give me that happy ending like the streets. Im a fighter and i stand up for myself like an animal not harry potter its not my only option. Massages sound like gang benefits.

10. I think my guy is getting extorted. He asks for money at least twice a week. What do you think?

11. Thank you for all these great tips, Joe. 🙂 But for what it’s worth, I still won’t take a moment for granted, and I will CONTINUE! To make the most, of every day. ✌️

12. You are really very funny you should be in Actor.

13. So funniest prison story I've got about myself I was new I knew alot of ppl thought I was so tough one day wrkn on chow line im hooking everybody up got kinda caught had to fall back couldn't hook this next blk up so dude called me a whiteboy no big deal but oh no im super tough so I run up on dude the wrong dude btw he tells me bro idk u or wtf u tlk bout but wlk away well I didn't he hit me so hard I had a seizure so I find out when we get out the hole dude was a pro boxer named champ wish I knew that before hand but u nvr knw who Somone is or wat they can do so treat everyone the same

14. Last time I was locked up, my life was shit anyway. Like, even on the street. I was at the lowest point Ive2 ever been thru and wanted to die. So when the bologna sandwich and cookie came thru, someone tried to get mine from me. I told dude I had nothing to lose and a life sentence for killing someone just meant I'd never spend another night sleeping in the street and going hungry. Death just meant my suffering would be over. Nobody fucked with me after that.

15. I earned respect by fighting and also just knowing people from the outside world but the best thing is stick up for a bloke even though u know he’s wrong,that’s why I got respect and extra buy ups and bottles of milk

16. Even if you don’t want to fight you just gotta do it and you will be respected and you have showed you got heart

17. You are So Freeking awesome Joe!!!

18. I don't want to be santa

19. And I did smash cunts that prey on the weak,we call them the weak picking on the weaker and what helps the most is when u got mates you known for a very long time like in high school years end up in the same jail unit as you so that’s also great back up

20. As a woman, I am curious what advice a former female inmate would give. I am sure a lot of it is the same but not all of it. Those sociopaths in a prison also have PMS.

21. What is a blanket party?

22. EDP watching this rn

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