Hot Pockets heiress sentenced in college cheating scandal | ABC News

1. Did her kids even get kicked out or asked to give their diplomas back? They did that with Elizabeth Paige Lorie back in 2006.

2. People who never stepped foot in jail saying 5 months is a joke… why don't you try it then?

3. She should cry : “antisemitism!!!!!!!”

4. She should have just made legitimate donations to the schools her daughters wanted to go to , she had more than enough money to so . She had no reason to cheat. She stole the spot of at least one genuine athlete for her daughter. She needs to go to prison. She's a billionaire , she could have made legitimate donations instead of bribes.

5. WTF! These judges are way too soft. It's a rigged system.

6. Hot pockets are very gross btw

7. I’m certain this is how the orange stain AND its kids went to college too.

8. Great job.

9. Absolutely ridiculous to walk away with only 5 months ffs….that will teach them!

10. "Try the Hot Pockets, they're breathtaking." Dr. Evil

11. Lock all them up!!!!!!! Cheaters!!

12. Rich people been doing this for years.

13. All kids deserve to get into college, but it is unfair for someone to do it like this. When other kids are trying to get into school.

14. Hot Pockets Heiress??….now that is some FUNNY STUFF!

15. Hahah there no such thing jail for this greedy rich people. I guess money is the root of monster.

16. Same energy as “I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this.”

17. I really don’t see the problem with paying extra money to send your kids to a nice college. At least they’re getting paid up front and not in minimum payments for the next 30 years.

18. The height of privilege: Instead of sending your daughters to college prep, you pay a bribe to get your daughters in college. What? They're too good to actually study? Oh, that's right, Mom, you said they're too stupid to get in college on their own merits. Why not send them both to the Hot Pockets factory to get a job? That would wake them up!

19. Good

20. Philanthropist? Lol

21. They only understand what they did when caught

22. We have a dozen parents crapping their pants right now

23. Italy impacted had was on her f**** bank account please

24. When are the college admissions ppl going to be held accountable??

25. Ham & cheese was the most popular hot pocket but anyone else remember trying the chicken, cheese and broccoli? 😄 🥦

26. jim gaffigan is very interested in this story.

27. Wow, I want to get in that hot pocket, knaaaaaa mean!

28. Yes, this would only be fair if she is served Hot Pockets for her only meals the entire time.

29. How can we trust ABC news when this is how they respond when their reporters actually speak TRUTH about root causes of (and solutions to) issues that affect Americans? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2DPf7DCzzQ)
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30. Her punishment is eating a Hot Pocket that’s been microwaved for 5 minutes

31. I really hope my doctor or surgeon didn’t purchase their degrees

32. Anyone who thinks this sentence is harsh must not have much knowledge of the U.S. justice system. Non-violent first time offenders get far more than five months on a regular basis. Of course, statistics may vary when you factor in massive wealth.

33. Came for the funnies. Not disappointed.

34. The irony is that politicians have been doing this type of bribery scam forever. Ever notice where their kids have gone to school? Ever notice how impossibly stupid some are???

35. This raysist. This woman has fed millions.

36. I dropped my hot pocket reading this story.

37. Imo the sentence fits. As far as crimes go this is pretty vanilla.

38. After all hot pockets has done for college students 😱 bullshit.

39. This is sickening. I'm gonna go get myself a Hot Pocket now.

40. 5 months of celebrity prison………… tennis courts and movies every night meals cooked by a chef

41. Wonder what the sentences would look like if this was a group of African American mothers

42. Must say that when thinking of ethics, Hot Pockets aren't the first thing to come to mind.

43. Ooh, five months, so harsh…

44. She understands that she got caught and regrets that she got caught

45. Why do I get the feeling that Kramer, George, and Jerry had something to do with this? 🤔

46. She’s getting her pocket played with in jail

47. Cold pockets now

48. Hot pockets lol

49. $250,000 fine is nothing to her

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