How to TALK like a PRISONER ( prison slang )

1. Once again I just want to thank everyone of you who take the time to be a part of AfterPrisonShow!!! All of you are the reason I always stay super motivated to make the best content I can!!! Leave a comment and let me know what you like about APS. What would you like to see more of in 2017!!! I want to make sure I'm always giving you all the BEST CONTENT THAT YOU WANT TO SEE! Thank you!!

2. It's a good thing that chomo is a universal term

3. U giving the game away

4. "The floor is wet…"
   guys banging like rabbits
   "the floor is extremely wet!"
   "Almost there…"
   "The floor is super wet!!!"
   "It is now…Clean up them juny cakes and ill be back when the floor is dry…"

5. And have to deal with…. YOUR ASS

6. The floor is ocean

7. Hot lava

8. I’m free currently and I crash the car all the time lol

9. Wow!! This video definitely went viral!! Way to go Joe!!!

10. I'm sorry, but I laughed way too hard at "Let me take this penis out again." I can't even imagine what seeing that stuff for real is like.

11. Crazy how different someone can sound a few years apart lol

12. two terms i just recently heard about are "honey bun" and "milky way." i have a few ideas what they could mean, but i'm not certain. can anyone tell me?

13. What does crackerjack in jail

14. You forgot about FiFi

15. They're sure letting them out early these COVID days.

16. My favorite is when the guards would say “ready on the yard” or “on the chow”

17. Prison guards watching this like: 👁️👄👁️

18. You should collab with Larry lawton

19. CO’s watching this rubbing their hands rn

20. Wow! Out of all your vids, this is this best one. Oh wait do you kniw what vids mean????? Ill tell you the worth if you dont lol. Jk. But holy dam good vid bro!!!!!

21. Sale means alot of things but sale means sale

22. Marco would have been cool

23. Here In West virginia we only do 50 percent of your time

24. you're fun

25. Crashed the car😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣

26. As a C/O myself I can appreciate this! Thanks for the PRO tips! 😂

27. I kinda miss the old joe…but im not the same as then either bro. Men gotta stop being boys if u catch me. I remember these old asss vids from whn u still wont even use to being out yet. Shit from before homeboy violated ya privacy and location. Damn mad support mad love my guy.

28. Block hot 2 times

29. I like Yo the floors wet. Lol

30. Lit means your so high on weed u are lit up 👍

31. In New York when I was locked up we used to say give someone a buck fifty. Slicing someone’s face where they would get a hundred and fifty stitches. Or gimme a bust down. That’s mean half your cigarette

32. I like how everyone rags on CO’s and not the stupid motherfuckers who wound up in prison instead. For fuck sake.

33. Stay way clear of a "hot Carl"…my cellie told me before i was asked if i wantes one…i aaid no im good on that man,idk a Carl and dont care if hes hot as im not into guys lol…

34. In Canada, they yell, “Comin on” then “on the block” one Saturday morning two COs come on to do a walk. Most guys were still sleeping. The few that were up did yell to alert everyone so one of the COs, a female, yelled “ on the block, you guys suck. Now I have to do your job too?”

35. just got out of prison monday after 3 years 3 months and its so good being able to watch your vids again

36. I’m sorry you had to live thru that but I think like “sometimes you have to hit rock bottom” to see clearly. I’m so happy for you and you growing up or changing? Whichever whatever. I love hearing your life and what you went thru. I know when I was a young thing I did things that could have landed me in prison. I can’t get enough of prison life in general. 💚👍👍🦩

37. lol, great channel.

38. I asked my gf if I could borrow her suitcase tonight and she gave me the 🤨look and said "uh.. sure?"
    So me thinking my birthday came early, I tried to borrow her suitcase that night, but she beat me up and borrowed my suitcase instead (without asking), but now it's called my purse– I mean, her purse now bc she said so 🥺

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