5 Types Of Prison Guards During A Shakedown

1. Hope you enjoy this video! If you do SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!!! Also rock with APS on Twitter @joepguerrero for Ol Joe's Hot Lava flows! lol Cody!!!!

2. If some one try to put it up my poo shoot I say I got HIV to make sure that they fuck off but if that did not work I will kick there ass but love your Video dude

3. Hall monitor😂😂😂😂😂

4. Bru I’d be the guard who would just walk in the cell lift one thing and walk out ye sir I haven’t found anything

5. Rofl

6. Coved 19

7. Joe look like he has the purge contacts in 0:10

8. Like your vids , really really enjoy the information and anecdotes, but please man chill out a bit 😂

9. 11:12 I laughed so hard! I love this channel! Quality content

10. Yo that is so real damn I hated when it was a shake down I lost a lot of things I'm not saying

11. Weapons and drugs would be the only thing that would bother me. My son is a guard. He's a quiet guy and you never hear him say anything bad about anyone

12. "I've got several of those Dear John letters myself while in prison."
    How many girlfriends did you have when you got locked up?

13. Back in the day everything wasn't in clear containers. I used to slice open the end of empty tubes of toothpaste with a razor blade at the seam, clean them out, hide my tattoo gun and stinger in them, then melt the seam back together and put it back in the box and glue the box closed. I had about 10 tubes and the rest were full of toothpaste. The guards used to search me everyday for months because people were snitching, but the guards never found anything. This is why now they only sell clear containers of toothpaste, deodorant, televisions, radios, etcetera.

14. Whenever a young cute female guard was patting us down on the way to the yard, me and my crew would line up for the pat down and when we got done getting patted down, we would go back and get in line again. After patting us all down two or three times, the guard would usually be smiling and tell us to go on to the rec yard.

15. As always lmao 😂 joe

16. could you do the best places to hide contraband? sounds interesting

17. Me: in prison phones get cut off
    😳
    Me:EVERYONE LUBE UP YO BOOTY HOLES

18. I fucking love your jokes g keep that shit up🙏😆🤣

19. U are so damn funny! 🤣

20. “Lemme find out you LIKE getting strip searched in prison” I’m fucking deceased. 😂💀

21. Joe I’m sold I wanna go to prison!!!….. ya right lol

22. You should said that one guard aps that knows all the spots lol

23. The electronics search kind of sounds like prisons are there to generate revenue…

24. I knew when a shake down was coming when you'd hear toilets flushing lol

25. Joe….the dear john dropped me on the floor outa the chair…lol..!!!!

26. Joe you are the best brother, funny as hell, happy I found this channel

27. In Nevada DOC they shut the water off before a shakedown.

28. That plastic glove made my gloonies clench

29. video starts at 18:01

30. Funny video bro

31. SHAKEDOWN COMING!!!!! WHO GOT RUBBER GLOVES AND MAYONNAISE?????

32. Hard to believe this was two years ago.. man time flies. Good video. You deserve the success Joe

33. I like hot dogs can I get an extra hot dog tray!! 😂😂😂😂😂

34. Anybody ever get Top from a female prison guard while serving time ?

35. 7:20–7:32 I imagined it going like " And the first thing that they do is they strip you butt and ball naked and insert " after which you present gloved hand into possibly everything you have .

36. Knock it off RAT

37. U dis me u get a home invasion! .

38. Legs cocked back like a pretzel..😂..thanks Joe..u just made my day..keep up the great work

39. The dear John bit is gold.

40. Your so damn funny Joe!!

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