Top 5 Craziest Prison Rules

1. Hope you enjoy this video! 5,000 likes and I'll make the top 5 PRISONER CREATED RULES!!

2. imagine escaping via seagulls

3. Actually my friend i can see why the hair thing is such a big deal. All it takes is one dude with lice to infect the entire population. And the Rastafarian has got the lice equivalent of Disneyland on his head. Lice are some nasty buggers

4. if you got hair over 1 inch you better cut it causes when you do get in a fight you going to be witching you did cut it

5. Hair is a useful place to hide contraband and/or weapons. The Hispanics never seemed to mind it. They all had skull pieces. In TX you can have a pass for Kieloids. You can also have a “religious beard” within certain guidelines.

   It didn’t used to be that in 2010. But things change. There was no such thing as Rasta.

   Personal grooming is a status thing in general. In TX you won’t get charged with a weapon that I know of. But you will get charged over and over. Until you cut them.

   Birds shit all over the place. I don’t understand why that’s hard to understand. What the bird doesn’t eat the rats and the roaches will come for.

6. I don’t know of any rules regarding eyeballing. In TX. But c’mon guy.

   We couldn’t get you for that. We would get you for something else. Like you said. It’s about respect right?

7. An order from a staff member that is illegal, immoral, or that could cause an offender direct harm is not a legal order.

8. The only way you can avoid a charge is not going to prison. OR obeying the rules. Easy.

9. BRO I LOOK BAD BALD :c

10. 13:55 omae wa mou shindeiru

11. video starts at 5:30

12. "I don't know why they care so much about you feeding the birds"…. from the sounds of things they care about everything but the prisoners.

13. Wait, what about Sihk people? They're not allowed to shave or cut their hair. It's against God to them

14. Lol I used to sharpen my fingernails as a kid. Too many damn fights and I didn't wanna get caught with a weapon or use one

15. Have you ever seen the chaos that happens if you through a piece of bread directly on a duck's back? Lol. A whole swarm of other ducks just descend on them and I found it hilarious as a kid. I know it sounds messed up, but the ducks never got hurt or anything and obviously I've matured since then and wouldn't do it anymore. I hear you're not supposed to feed them bread anyways, like it swells in their stomachs, kind of like raw rice does? Idk though. I just dont feed them anymore to be on the safe side

16. I think I’d rather be in isolation….

17. That was forwardslash not backslash. We got you tho

18. I feel like Joe woulda been dead if he was on Larry Lawtons unit

19. Juni cakes now!!!!!

20. There was actually a prisoner on Alcatraz and he trained the birds to do shiz I can't remember but I think they would poop on and attack the guards

21. In Angola big sign says don't feed the cats. Under the sign are 100 cats!

22. Prison legend; if society breaks down all inmates could be shot! I thought about it and said " no I bet the guards would just abandon their posts. During Katrina that is exactly what happened.

23. Welcome to Mississippi. Here you will be provided with ample opportunity to repay your debt to society through the rigours of hard labour. We got fields need clearin', roads need buildin', and ditches need diggin'. You will eat only what you can grow. Your crop don't come in, you go hungry. This here is Camp 8; Camp 8 is for incorrigibles. So whatever you done to get here, believe me, I'm not impressed; I've seen it all before. We ain't go no fences here at Camp 8, we don't need no fences. We got us the gun line.

24. My first time in country I got popped for taking one of the plastic forks. I didnt know they counted them after everyone returns their trays,I got the whole tank shook down and caught Hell for it. I had to fight over it,it sucked.

25. Swear that looks like Green Rock in the back ground

26. Thank God I never served my X in VA, shit sounds AWFUL !!

27. Kinda makes you look like Vanilla Ice bro, just saying not judging

28. I'm a violater lol

29. I was gonna say the hair thing there are people who can't cut their hair because of religious beliefs and that would be a suit against the prison for violation of religious rights. Can still be a suit because they are still persecuting and applying punishment based on inmates religious beliefs infact and this was county not prison but I was able to have me a small fire in the yard for religious purpose under conditions one of which deputies stood just outside the yard with 12gages. Agreement betweenme and the sheriff didn't have to take it to court because the sheriff was willing to work with me

30. lol i got charged with "silent contempt"

31. That’s fucked up if it’s a religious thing they should absolutely be able to keep their hair I understand inmates will play the system but that’s one thing no one should be able to mess with or control is their religious stuff

32. Your hair looks better than either of them.

33. I’m going to go out on a limb and say, regarding the guys with religious beliefs to not cut their hair likely have religious beliefs to not commit the crime that possibly got them locked up 🤔

34. Sabertooth would have been a better reference than Wolverine… because I'm a dork… so!?!?!

35. VA sucks! I lived there for 1 year and hated EVERY second of it.. eventhough i DID bang a girl named Jodi and i WAS there for the hurricane!

36. It's so u can't catch the birds and train them to come back 'home' like carrier pigeons so things can't be tied to them and brought in the jail or prison.

37. Nice haircut, wish it would have a comeback.

38. clean up after a hairct before you pull a close up just saying

39. Reckless eyeballing?! 😂

40. CccccHhhHhhaaAAarrrrrRrRrggggGggGgEeeeeEeeeR

41. Honestly prison is like big pharma, they ain't in the business of curing they make money trying to get you to keep coming back. You It's part of why the recidivism rate is so high

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