Do Prisoners Get PRESENTS FOR CHRISTMAS In Prison?

1. Merry Christmas! Who got a PS5 for Christmas??? And who mad they didn’t??? Seriously curious. Let me know what you got from Santa. And hope you enjoy the APS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.

2. Joe, who tf is suck-ratties?? You mean Socrates? (Sock-ruh-tees) 🤣🤣🤣

3. The scene with you shaking your head at the cell window had me DEAD bro

4. Michigan City Indiana, in the honor dorms, I never made it there, they could purchase an XBox

5. They have to release you early if your release date falls on a holiday, cant be the next day, illegal

6. I speak for Indiana, but they have 2 days of release, Monday and Thursday, midnight, or Sunday and Wednesday night, unless the prison has to transport you and then it’s one of those 2 days, but whenever transportation has time

7. At my jail… Bristol County Correctional in Dartmouth, Massachusetts they are allowing inmates to do a "BOOK ON TAPE" where inmates record themselves reading a book and mail it home…book and C.D.

8. You should write a book Joe, entitled Prison Commissary For The Soul, best seller.

9. I remember being in the feds they would drop off a nice size bag of socks underwear shirts snacks and hygiene on Christmas lol… trade trade trade😂😂😂

10. Kentucky was given 5.00 to everybody. But I been home for 12 years

11. Haahahaahah

12. The Maryland State system doesn’t give out a damned thing. They still owe me 14 Christmas gifts, one for each year I was there..

13. The way joe pronounced Socrates 😂😂😂😂

14. Stocking stuffed fa real! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Shit has me rollin

15. Sock-rah-tees….

16. I served in California and we got a sandwich bag with 4 hard candies, hotel soap lotion and shampoo in it and they also provided Christmas cards after Thanksgiving so every inmate got 3 cards to send to their family and in a 2 man cell who ever saw them fly under the door got first pick the other person got left overs .

17. The police were throwing up for a shot in the hand?

18. I remember ordering a family member an AMP’d 13” clear tv for $200.
    It took almost a month and a half to get to him 😂

19. Wasn't excited for Christmas this year either. Just want 2020 over and move onto when it turns 21. That should be fun right
    Edit: it's Socrates, pronounced SO:kruh:teez bro, c'mon man 😀

20. Let's do 2021 the year of the beard brother!

21. Head bobbing fool is hilarious!

22. Shit every new prisoner coming into a pod is looked at and kept away from til they show no symptoms of covid, but coming to jail or prison with a cold or some shit that got you coughing will get you killed in 2020

23. Joe: Socrates is pronounced SOCK-Ruh-Tease

24. this pro / crackoford 1/on lG was able to get my lG page verified in few hours, he is such a legend.

25. lol 😂 intro so funny p

26. Happy New Year Joe !!!! God bless you dude 🍾🍷🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

27. not prison, but in Multnomah County we got a card and cookie from a church group that came around and handed them out while in cells. Excellent cookies, I think Famous Amos. It was appreciated.

28. I remember the Christmas orders .. we could order online like a month before Christmas.I use to order as much as I could for my daughter’s father. It’s crazy how expensive the items were considering how much they were on the outside. But like you said it’s all about money .

29. Sock ra tees

30. "Joe. What is wrong with you?" 😆 Love it!!

31. Just checking for comments about joes shirt…the latest casualty of 2020

32. This intro is 🔥🔥🔥

33. Sad

34. I was locked up in jail and church goers brought us soap shampoo and tooth brush toothpaste and Socks and candy and crossword books

35. I have spent a few Christmas holidays in prison and in Iowa not only can your people buy you up to 3 $25 gift packs of food, but Iowa Prison Industries gives the convicts a gift pack with a ramen, a chicostick I big peppermint stick and a card

36. Can we get a vid on Some Differences between prison and jail.

37. We got socks from the Salvation Army

38. We would have a church group come in and sing a few songs. Give an alter call then give us a half brown grocery bag of expired jerky, chips, candy, drink mixes and a Christmas card to mail home. It was actually awesome. We would trade for weeks. People that normally didn’t get regular store would trade soups for rare limited editions. It was halfway between Christmas and thanksgiving but closer to Christmas.

39. Sock.Raw.Teez
    Socrates

40. Yeah my name is chris Williams… It happened a few times to me.

41. It's "Sock-roe-tees"

42. Pink salmon is essentially cat food. It's edible, but nothing to get excited about.

43. Hardened criminals/gangsters getting hype about the 'holiday pack' is making my day.

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