Things You Will Learn Your First Time Going To Prison

1. Heroin face

2. Dude's wearing a wife beater! Under a fucking T-shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO! With them little Trex arm's, he didn't do shit locked up.

3. When you throw jelly packets down the walk so the guards shoes squeak to let u no there coming..haha…they took the jelly from us and everyone wanted to kick my ass

4. I love this dude. He needs to be more involved with APS. Gelico, to me, is trying too hard . He's getting annoying.

5. Enjoyed watching. Roseingeorgia

6. He isn’t very good on camera

7. Just got out of a 10 year sentence for drug charges and a shit of possession on a stolen vehicles on motorcycles still trying to get used to the new world with smart technology

8. I love ya Dave…..but you are just not interesting by yourself. Your more of a Robin to Joe's Batman. No offense man just calling it as I see it

9. Didn't know the Giants was still a legit team.😂
   I thought they more of a practice team…maby for highschool scrimmages.
   Jus kidding😂

10. Get ready for Theee Comeback season for the Ages for Our G-Men Dave!! The Haters will be Hatin again trust and believe that! 🗽✊🏻

11. I miss you man…… I know your doing what's best for you and your family but I would be lying if I said I didn't miss seeing you on APS. Take care of yourself brother!!! We are proud of you nomatter what!

12. First time just stay in your lane lol good one dave

13. This dude is high as fuckkk

14. Joe, how about starting a monthly Dave segment?

15. Who the fuck are The Giants?

16. Jesus doesn't hate anyone, he loves each and every one of you very much!!!

17. Dave rock solid

18. Don’t bend over to pick up the soap

19. I'm glad I'm committing suicide before my court date

20. Best magic ive seen all year cuz that hairline is fucked up beyond return 😂 sorry dave

21. Is he wearing a bra?

22. Dude rocking a g shock? Lmfao

23. Lol poor ol Dave. I hope he has learned his lesson. He's not the type who should be locked up with dudes who like to hurt people. Gay Dave too nice of man. He has me rolling

24. So True about the food+farting

25. This guys funny as hell. Kind you could have a beer with and not want to kick his chair out from underneath him. Good stuff.

26. Jailhouse 101

27. what a DICK………………..

28. what about snooring.

29. Raiiiiidddeeerrrrs

30. No more carefree hours. No more doing what you want, when you want. No more peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

31. "A whole nother world" 😂

32. I feel your pain–every other year when the Oakland A's get blown out of yet another wild card game.

33. Thank you

34. That's 6ix9ine 🐀🐀🐀🐀

35. I would think that everyone in there doesn't really want to be there and smallest thing could set you someone off, like they don't like the way you look

36. What do you do if a cellmate snores?

37. What happens if you sleep the whole time

38. I know this video is 2 years old. But I hope Dave is doing good. I'm a newbie trying to binge watching these videos. Love you Joe and his gang. Best of luck!!!!!!

39. This dude is lame as Fk.

40. I guarantee this boy had his junies taken daily and willingly. Just gave it up, didnt even as for a cup of ramen.

41. The only thing I learned from this video is that I couldn’t even watch two minutes.

42. 11:55 We need story on Jody and your brother…

43. I don't enjoy free life. I want to be in solitary for the rest of my life. I hate people.

44. Dave digs alright 👍 I hope him and Joe are still cool.

45. You guys are so not the audience for this video. Y’all just here to laugh I’m deadass trying to see what to expect in these streets

46. Very urban accent

47. Well over a year ago I gave a pheen I accidentally trusted a certain amount of money, to bring me back a certain amount of something…He did this because I "blessed him" with $10-$20 for coming through for me… Mind you, this dude AND his girl always delivered what they promised with no issues. One day he decided to take a wack ass rinky-dink $30 from me for somrthing…gives the $ to his girl…and promises she will be right back… Lmao…she never came back. I got burnt…BUT in my defense this dude never Burned me… he always came back with what I wanted and asked for… I said this was well over a year ago right…this dude approaches me atleast ONCE a week with a sob story and ish… I've told him to his face multiple times I cant trust him, essentially and because he burned me…eventually he screams at the top of his lungs …"YO I BURNT YOU 1 OUT OF 100 TIMES?!?!" Like that was an appropriate excuse…long story short….never EVA EVA EVA EVA EEVvvvvvvvAAAAA…trust a pheen

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