Mom reveals how she survived deadly bank rampage

1. They couldn't even come up with a convincing name.
   "Let's see…Whitney…Houston?"
   "Nah, that's taken, how about the next town over, Austin."
   "YEAH, that's the ticket! Make her seem like the (fictional) brother of the fictional Steve Austin, the 6 Million Dollar Man."
   "So, how many times do we say she was shot? Six?"
   "No, just double it to make it doubly convincing."
   "And the shooter's name?"
   "I don't know, how about someone with an Arabic-sounding name like Omar, make him sound like a terrorist. But what about a last name."
   "How about something that sounds ethnic, like I was thinking Kowalski."
   "Nah, too specific, how about Perez?"
   "OK."
   "Now what about a motive?'
   "Dude, we only got 3 and a half minutes for this, so what say there is none?"
   "OK, sounds good."
   "One last thing: does he go "Allahu Akbar" before he starts shooting?"
   "Nah, let's just stick with no motive."
   So this woman gets shot and DOESN'T want to fully recover so she can continue to fight for gun control? Seriously, how stupid do they think we are?

2. 50 cent has left the chat.

3. Whitney was shot 12 times with a 9mm on Thursday and released from the hospital the following Tuesday. Standing, talking, smiling and coherent. My question is WTF is America so fucking stupid to slightley believe this lying government assisted actress that stared in a staged event? WTF is she Wolverine??? If you do really believe this garbage Whitney has a donation site for her great acting debut and to assist big brother in his agenda. https://www.whitneystrong.org/
   Don't be heartless get off your stupid ass and donate now you gullible sheep. Afterwards please get with me I have some magic beans to sell you all. #hoaxstrong

4. Lol when did happen? I got shot 33 times so there!

5. Only 5 days in hospital after get shot 12 times, its a bullshit and lie

6. Thank you for your courage to share and effort to address gun violence.

7. How come nobody’s asking why the guy was so pissed off at the bank?

8. Somebody was looking out for her. She is meant to do something special with her life. All the Best to her & her family.

9. First time hearing about this…. Brave woman!

10. God said, "It is not your turn yet."

11. if I was her husband I would take her cell phone and smash it for being so stupid

12. She was worried about her cell phone and got shot…lmao

13. Wow she is blessed

14. 2:12 giant picture of The kernal from KFC over her shoulder

15. Amazing. Shot 12 times and survived.

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