Top 5 Worst Prison Commissary Items

1. Don't they use sardines as currency? They call them "macs" don't they?

2. denture adhesive sucks as a glue does not even work to hold paper to the wall

3. I remember Bull brand tobacco it was like straw and fuckin emery boards. Yeah and defo the roll on deodorant .Loads more I can’t think of off the top of my head.Pointless cheap ass crap

4. Sardines 🤢🤢🤢

5. I am one of these that loves sardines my husband and youngest daughter plugs their noses lol

6. My husband wears boxers I got him to wear them because they are comfortable and he never was in trouble

7. Joe.. it's the corner of the sardine can..you were in prison? Hmm

8. I used that deodorent as flux for soldering once I got in a cell for my bunkmate, it's really shit.

9. That’s low key fucked up u gotta pay like 5 extra dollars for underwear if ur fat lmao

10. 6xl
    😂

11. I love this! It reminded me of days gone by
    ( thank God). I remember a girl who used to go to Canteen and come back with a huge bag of canteen..but never had hygiene items.😫
    These are the type of gold videos I love from APS! ❤

12. Denture cream would be covered by Medicaid in a perfect world

13. Ahhh the sardines 😱
    Omg idk how people eat those just the thought of it being a full fish with eyeballs in my mouth nope nope nope eeek

14. That deodorant looks like something you would get with a Halloween costume 😂

15. You only fuck up once and buy that deodorant after that you buying the anti stick and sport bar soap

16. The bob barker bobos are the worst knock off croc pieces of shit ever, had to buy the new balance Velcro kicks that cost like $56 a pair

17. Sardines are delicious.

18. It doesn’t matter How many times I have seen most of the APS videos, I still will watch them over again! I Love them! Esp. On a Rainy, Snowy, Maryland Tuesday lol! Keep it up Joe!!!

19. You know what? Prisoners are obnoxiously loud.

20. I am so glad you didn't say condoms. 😳

21. Come on joe. Sardines got protein, omega-3 and they're cheap. They do smell nasty though lol.

22. Once, at college, I had sardines in my lunch and someone sitting near me started complaining.

    "What's wrong with you? What are you eating? It smells like a dead fish."

    "It is dead fish."

23. Denture cream: zinc poisoning is real in DOC. They dump the stuff not fit for the supermarket on cons.

    Maximum Security: The bottle has many uses. Make your own scented roll on with the help of the Muslims oils. Punks make douches out of these too. The roller ball part can be jammed into where a cell door locks to allow you to pop your own door.

    Sardines: I use to see the brothers take the coolaid mix and sprinkle it into the sardines and let it sit and then ate these pinkish purplish sardines.

    Shoe Insert: cut a bone-crusher shaped notch in the middle and carry a plastic blade yard to yard.

    Briefs: unless you had legit ball issues, these are solely in the realm of punks and jizzles.

24. Top 5 of your top fives

25. The more I watch this guy the more I start to put the prison and trucking is basically the same when I started driving a truck I had absolutely no money losing a shirt off my back and no food and I was a 6 by 6 box driving all the time a while after that the trainer is gone I meet up with a different guy never met him in my life we in this truck for a while we were so poor we literally had one can of Chef Boyardee we had to split that shit in half we were lucky enough we could even afford the plastic forks we did not even have paper plates or nothing and the Chef Boyardee was cold as fuck absolutely fucking disgusting but like he says if you're hungry you're going to fucking eat it at least with the guy that ended up being in the truck for a while with me was a cool cat and not some obnoxious motherfuker me and that guy still get along he's on one side of the United States and I'm on the other but what the hell we keep tabs on each other

26. this boy is tripping, we get the sardine ala King busy all day

27. Sardines with ramen, eating that now.

    YUMS.

28. denture glue seems like a cool item I would use it to glue a bunch of s*** together like newspapers in the lights to make it darker or maybe a chip bag opened up on the window to make a mirror

29. Joe, who admitted to eating Toothpaste no less than twice: “you can’t eat effergrip…… or can you?” 😂

30. I'd totally buy the insoles, fucking concrete floors are rough on the feet man😅

31. I have had prison pen pals and I still do have a prison pen pal. If any of them had asked me for commissary money I would have said sorry but I don't have it. If I offer money for their commissary they can have it that day. You see the difference? I'm not going to be panhandled. I'm going to do it from the goodness of my heart. My mother passed away the last year so I am the sole beneficiary and air to their estate. I have seven figures but I don't tell them that. I am disabled as well so that's what they know. Nobody will chase me for my money! That is what I have to live on for the rest of my life and it's all of my junies which are locked shut! 🤣

32. I am about to get dental implants except one place quoted me 38,000 and they can kiss my ass! I can get them done locally for three to five thousand dollars.

33. No but the fa grip will keep badly done dentures in your face.

34. I saw a prisoner make the most delicious meal that contained the can of sardines!

35. Sardines would be a good supplement meal, they are high in nutrients, like b12, b3 and omega 3 fatty acids.

36. Bro, you don't "cook" sardines..

37. love Sardines!!!!!!

38. Effergrip, once it dries, is very much like super glue.

39. You can use denture cream to stick stuff up in stash spots it sticks to concrete painted walls smooth surfaces etc.

40. Top 5 Escape Methods

41. foot powder or tube socks

42. “HOW YOU OUT HERE EATING ANTS ON THE REC YARD” bruh I was DYING. 😂😂😂

43. My cousin had a cell mate that used denture cream. After he died he used the cream as glue/tape to hang pictures/art/photos in his cell. Lol

44. So do they sell boxers or do u gotta get those in the mail ?

45. I suppose you're allowed to be wrong about sardines. The ones in hot sauce are amazing.

46. Nice Joe, thanks for sharing the truth!

47. I love sardines

48. I spent 17 days in the county and the soap was call Lisa

49. Edp is probably going to need 6 XL

50. Tadundaduns. 🤣

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